"Bob, this is Johnny."
Johnny could tell by the way Bob was scanning him that he was trying to determine if the two had slept together. This was a lot for Johnny to take in. His first thought was, "Where in prophecy does it say Christ and Antichrist will love the same woman?"
He didn't get to a second thought. He had to stay focused on the matter at hand. What could be the most dangerous person on the face of the Earth was standing two feet away from him.
Object: handshake