No one understands change better than Tanya Wandles. She spent her entire life trying to make you happy. She heard that you liked model airplanes and she learned to fly, endangering her own life and the lives of others. She held up two phone books for an hour because she heard that wide shoulders turn you on. She cut her hair so you'd never have to spit it out of your mouth.
And because you didn't want to talk to her, she wrote this book.