The Monkey's Cross Examination Mr. Scopes, you were animals once and why now are you not? What in head or hands holds the holy difference that led you from the sea, out of the mangrove and into your horseless cars over suspension bridges to your spewing speakeasies? How do I tell you from me? What charm did you speak to make fingers of claws and thin your hide to skin? Is it love, the careless flutter of your heart, that purposed once to procreate you through the cold world's harsh filter? Has that love now removed you from our cruel dance, and do you listen to the band, whispering "God was here. All along. God was here." and only now do you know His name? Has evolution brought you here only to abandon you at your softest, weakest point? If this is so, then I propose that at last you should understand why I giggle so. It is blissfully serene just to scratch my balls, to point at you and scream. Donald Zirilli 1999